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This is The Kitten Network.
Why did I create this you ask?

Well, I am .03% confident that Aaron Sorkin based his adapted screenplay for The Social Network on the actions and behavioral characteristics of the felis catus.

You really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Friskies, you'd have invented Friskies.

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we are gentlemen of harvard 

we are gentlemen of harvard 

we have groupies!

we have groupies!

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

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erica, is this yours? i stole it from a tranny. (picture via: plenty of flour)

erica, is this yours? i stole it from a tranny.

(picture via: plenty of flour)

Anonymous asked: omg sorry for my stupidity but where is your follow button? i cannot find it and I need to follow you like Mark followed Parker to Palo Alto

it’s not in the normal place? oh deer, this isn’t good. if it’s not there i have no idea where it is because this theme doesn’t alter its location i don’t think. efffffffff. 

and omg TSN reference. 

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

i have literally gotten 15 of these in the past 24 hours. what do you want. amy winehouse died and im mourning you inconsiderate dick  .

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

unless you are

  • matthew lewis
  • michael fassbender
  • jesse eisenberg
  • andrew garfield
  • donald glover
  • joel mchale
  • ryan gosling
  • chris evans
  • prince harry
  • a cop
  • a sexy man in general

fuck off and get your spam out of my life. this isn’t porn hub, you twat.

atticus ross in the beginning stages of the social network soundtrack  original photo source: e-v-i-d-e-n-c-e

atticus ross in the beginning stages of the social network soundtrack 

original photo source: e-v-i-d-e-n-c-e

Erica Albright to Mark: You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that’s what the angry do nowadays.

Erica Albright to Mark:

You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that’s what the angry do nowadays.